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A boy asked a sea shell, "Can I go on the sand too?" and the sea shell didn't answer. "Fine!" the boy said. "Be shellfish and keep all the sand for yourself!"
One time three men were going in a boat. A man said ''In my village there are many cameras!'', saying this threw his camera in the water. Another said ''In my village there are many shoes!'' He threw his shoes. The third man said, ''Well, in my village there are many people!" He threw himself out of the boat!
Where do ghosts swim on holiday? In the Dead Sea!
What do you call a witch who lives on the beach? A sandwitch!
What letter is always wet? C! (Sea, get it?)
Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? Because if they did, they'd be called be bagels.
What's the best day to go to the beach? SUNDAY!
Where does a ship go when it's sick? To the DOCK!
Why do fish swim in salt water? Because pepper makes them sneeze!
What do whales like to put on their toast in the morning? Jellyfish!
Where do rocks like to spend summer vacation? Pebble Beach!
Where does a fish go to borrow money? A loan shark!
What does a shark eat for dinner? Fish and ships!
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